Turdman
Turdman is the leader of the group. He goes by the name Turdman because he blows up toilets while using the bathroom. He is also a really good friend and a crazy person at times. The only way to calm him is to play one of his favourite songs.
Head Honcho
The true leader of the organization. Unhinged, slighlty insane, and overall unwell. You can usually find him scarfing down unhealthy amounts of chinese or mexican food, or paying for said amounts of food via toilet punishment. His super powers include toxic farts which could clear a room, and the ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime.
Red
The sales person of the organization. Helps Turdman with organizational skills. Will, under no circumstances, have everyone clear the room when Head Honcho is around.
Miniturd
The merchandise manager of the organization. Will try to sell anything the comes to mind. Head Honcho's favorite of the three and trys to mimick other people.